Sunday, November 19, 2006

Theme Week #12 (1)

"Today, everything will be done opposite of....
Toothpaste squeezed in the middle. Just the beginning.
Legs not shaven. "Laugh while you rub your cold feet on those."
Thong underwear. Never got that. Thong underwear removed.
Husbands toast crumbs left in place. Slight seizure.
Makes his own lunch. Grown men do cry.
Don't kiss husband goodbye. Don't get kissed.
No coffee. Road rage worse?
Suppress road rage. Need coffee.
Drive slow. Go to class late.
Husband home first. Gives her blank stare.
"What's for dinner?" Blank stare back.
Husband makes own dinner. (already covered)
Skip homework. Large seizure.
Don't kiss husband goodnight. Don't get kissed.
Crumbs still on the counter. ZZZZZ

2 Comments:

Blogger johngoldfine said...

So weird, peculiar, and funny I have to like it, even though I suspect dd is lurking around in this inventory somewhere....

4:20 PM  
Blogger Mainer said...

It's possible but I won't ask where...

5:03 PM  

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